Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 26, 2020

Mulligan

Where’s his peg leg, his hook, his parrot, & patch??

It’s okay. He’s a member of the PGA: Pirate Golfers Association.

I’d be quiet if I were those guys.

He won’t be jolly unless he sinks it.

When Pirates play golf!

Definitely not a good time for any one of them to sneeze, what with having to bring your arm up and all.

So that’s what Pirates do on their day off :-)

The audience used to be somewhat larger…

There was a pirate who always hit a draw; they called him Cap’n Hook.

FORE!

I really don’t get this. Why two guys with their hands bound behind their backs, and why the pirates? It seems to be some double meaning here, but it isn’t obvious.

Ah, so this is what it takes to keep some maroon from hollering “IN THE HOLE!”.

Sometimes these get published without the accompanying caption. Let’s have a contest: The Captain was serious about burying “Treasure”, his favorite golf ball, in the cup.

Be careful not to slice (or hook)!

He can’t have a peg leg on the green… it would keep sinking in, causing holes.