Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 10, 2020

If BR doesn’t have it, how about B&J?

The saddest thing I’ve ever seen. (JK)

Stinky feet ice cream, yum.

Next time, go ask at an “I scream” store.

Lio could offer one of his feet!

That’s a rather unpopular flavour.

“I’m sorry, but we ran out of footsicles…”

Toe cheese ice cream?

Awwww …Four eye are cryin ( a week early)

Maybe a trip to Vancouver. About a dozen human feet have been found in the area over the last year or so.

I’m sorry, we’re all out of smelly feet.

Should have asked for the Solylent Green flavor instead.

I may be revealing my age, but, Popsicle Toes?

Doncha just hate it when they run out of your favorite?

“Foot cream? Try the pharmacy.”

What, you’re all out of “Rocky Toe?”

Better go to someplace that sells licorice “by the foot.”

Lio hates to see a monster go hungry. Maybe one of those supernumerary kids could be offered up?

There was that Marine who lost some toes to frostbite on arctic manoevres. He donated them to Dawson City for sourtoe cocktails…

https://globalnews.ca/news/5381892/yukon-sourtoe-cocktail-donation/