Jeff Stahler for February 21, 2020

Stolen from Borowitz (or vice versa, but I saw the Borowitz first). Or both of them had the same pretty obvious idea after watching the “debate” in Nevada.

You could also go with becoming a different candidate, as in not you.

Gotta love the Democratic primary. It’s the only one big tent enough to allow former Republicans and Independents to run as Democrats, whereas the Cult of Trump (formerly GOP) primary only allows people named Donald Trump (Sr) to run in theirs.

You can’t afford it….

Bloomberg’s personality is unpleasant? As opposed to Trump’s?

History is what it is, Bub. You can’t go back and erase it. But if you could you might be able to make yourself taller, deepen your voice, and develop facial expressions. And while you’re at it, get a big shovel, go to Nov, 2016, dig up Buttercup by the roots, and repot him as a dis_aster_.

Dunno where I saw it, but someone posted, “His mistake was to bring a wallet to a knife-fight.”

fusilier

James 2:24

Send for Glenda, Mike. She can help you be, “POPULAR! / I’ll help you be popular! / You’ll hang with the right cohorts, / you’ll be good at sports, / Know the slang you’ve got to know. / So let’s start, / ‘Cause you’ve got an awfully long way to go!” (With apologies to Wicked; book by Winnie Holzman, music by Stephen Schwarz, lyrics by Stephen Schwarz and Winnie Holzman 2003).

I skipped the debate the other night. Instead I went to the zoo and watched monkeys fling feces at one another. It was a much classier act.

“If blank want to be appreciated for their brains, blank would go to the library instead of Bloomingdale’s.” An MB quote from the 80’s.

Mike is preparing to offer mental health aid to the bankrupt prone Trump.

MY takeaway from the Nevada Debate is simply this:

Let Elizabeth Warren debate Donald Jessica Trump one-on-one and televise it world-wide.

Being humiliated by a woman on the world stage would suit us all quite nicely.

Let’s face it, the world has been laughing at Trump for YEARS – let’s give them something to really laugh at . . .

Trumps vile personality being fully exposed for 4 + years teed up a gift for the DNC. What did they do with the gift ? What a unmitigated disaster put forth by the Democrats , Bloomberg is a nasty person everything I imagine in a billionaire. IMO Bernie is their best bet to unseat Trump in 2020. Who hear really think Bernie can pull it off ? Why does this look and feel like Democrats are throwing this elections. Russia & Putin strike again.

He definitely needs to trade in that Michael Dukakis model he is driving.

No one wants another New York City elite billionaire president.

Overhaul? He’s going to need a complete Replacement.

The old one is FUBAR: – - Beyond All Repair.