Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 02, 2020

Quit complaining – that’s not yo’ cheese!

But can it still be called nachos?

Just don’t like tater-tots.

Don’t get all hot about it…

It was a cheesy thing for them to do…. but when the chips are down, they just have to make it somehow.

After all, those taters are You-Tubers… they need to whip something up every day…

even if some of it is half baked.

You can make corny jokes about their taste… I can see all your points…

but if you push them, you’ll break before they do.

C’mon…. anger’s not your bag…

Come over to the pool table… have a nice dip.

Soon enough, it’ll be crunch time.

Not called ‘traitor trots’? Or is that name for only the ones causing diarrhea?

That’s what I always say, “Season, don’t treason!”

Looks like the chips are down.

And when those tator tots get stale, they become tator teens.

Poutine?

Tot-chos!

That is nacho cheese, that is my cheese!

What a bunch of dips….ummm, yum!

Very punny. Next thing you know, they’ll be making tortillas out of potatoes, too…