Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 29, 2020

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    jvn  about 4 years ago

    I like turtles, too!

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    A Common 'tator  about 4 years ago

    If that works as a chat-up line, maybe I should try it…

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Don’t just talk about it. Show her.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Just go with it Gary.

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Probably a better line would be, “No one has ever loved me.”

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    Airbender  about 4 years ago

    He already missed a great chance for happiness: https://www.gocomics.com/scarygary/2010/02/28

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Oy! She brought him to his knees..

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    Herb L 1954  about 4 years ago

    I don’t think she’s into baseball,Gary ;)

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    Obi-Haiv  about 4 years ago

    Aww, she’s a Karen. Make her angry, she turns into a bat, too!

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    willie_mctell  about 4 years ago

    Sometimes the random guy in the bar really has a talking dog.

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    squiggle  about 4 years ago

    I don’t get it

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Gary’s only hope is for some pity-love, if anything.

    Way to go, Gary….

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