Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 27, 2020

Sounds like tomorrow’s not looking good either.

I’m sorry – - – did you say something?

His mistress is named Ms. Peak.

Truth? Well, that’s not for ME to say!

Misspeaking is what he does best!

He only opens his mouth to change feet.

Laryngitis is the only thing which keeps some people from misspeaking.

Like one of those running misspoke and said they were running for senate.

Biden

If politicians didn’t speak, we would have nothing but ads. Maybe that is better.

Wait, you mean they are allowed to admit they made a mistake? This changes everything!

so is that a lie or… ?? …my head hurts

That’s OK, we are from the opposite party and we all misheard you, anyway.

One step forward, 10 steps back….whatever

Whadda misspeak to make!

how many lies is that now; 17,654?

“I know you think you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard was exactly what I meant.” Richard Nixon

That goes double for me.

Just Biden his time…