Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 24, 2020

the people you meet at pubs (or any social gath’ring)

@Linguist Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp believes in the maxim that the truth shall set you free , but with telling the actual job description of the guy in blue he ruined his chances with girl , Andy can be such a son of a female canine at times :o) my avatar is photo of the house I lived in from the age of 7 till I left to get married at 26 years old in Nov 1969, come vi tratta la vita mio meno vechio amico ? our Manic Monday should be very busy but calm I hope . a bientot mon ami

Not quite the romantic, is he?

She’d find out eventually.

Wow, what a line…. How to impress a lass in one easy lesson.

At least the young chap WORKS for a living!

Reminds me of the guy who said he was a mechanical engineer. Well actually he as an inspector at an underwear factory. When a pair got to him he would hold them up and say … “diesel fitter.”

Who asked YOU, Andrew Capp?

Says the failed matchmaker.

You won’t be getting a free pint from him Capp.

He should be in copy writing for advertisements!

People do like to embellish their job titles.

Andy.. the spoil-sport.

Andy the killjoy. Being happily drunk isn’t good enough?

I knew a guy who told everyone he was a Geologic Component Relocator … a dump truck driver!

does he swear he’s Elvis

I use to tell people that my first job out of college involved sales, distribution, and collection for a local newspaper: I was a paperboy.

I’m a residence executive.

Andy isn’t afraid to tell the truth, as long as it’s not about him.

What’s “on the till”? Is he a thief, or just in debt?