Tom Toles for February 07, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Actually, I’m strongly in favor of dispersing them rather than pulling them all into the same place. Send ’em to their individual homes. Do it by

              VOTING THE BASTARDS OUT !!

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    “We find ourselves indifferent to the president’s* guilt.”

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    Bring on the feathers, and rails.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “We find the president’s perversion no different than our own.”

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    superposition  over 4 years ago

    The “Republicans” have defamed the once conservative Republican party — that worked against the racists and misogynists — to now delude the whites-only evangelicals (that have defamed Christianity) into thinking that their shrinking numbers can stand against the world in a tiny walled-in nationalist ’Merica that will keep all the threats to their future out.

    With only 2.4% of the world’s population, and losing leadership status, it won’t be long before the bakers move to a less nationalist nation to service international corporations.Burdened with an oversized military that can not maneuver as well as more agile units there have been no significant victories since WWII.

    Heavily in debt with a Congress that does not know how to add value, only incur more debt, and with no will to cooperate or even listen to ideas other than their own the parties are essentially useless. The only hope is the voters town-by-town, city-by-city, state-by-state taking back the government from the corrupt.

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    KenseidenXL  over 4 years ago

    The GOP has ALWAYS BEEN CORRUPT.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 4 years ago

    At the RepCong’s Behest – {2 limericks}

    Our grievances weren’t redressed.

    Instead, the RepCong caressed{!!}

    the obnoxious jerk

    who’d gone berserk

    {everything up he had messed}.

    Had the Senators been at their best,

    the prez would be under arrest, -

    - but at the RepCong’s behest

    The Donald got blessed{!!}.

    {We Dems are big-time depressed.}

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 4 years ago

    {Off-topic:} – This short article concerns the “manufactured nihilism” which discombobulates us: … https://www.alternet.org/2020/02/an-age-of-manufactured-nihilism-a-writer-details-the-disquieting-assault-on-truth-from-trump-bannon-and-putin/ – - – It’s from today’s page of worthy readings at the “Alternet” site: … https://www.alternet.org/

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    t’s expected the mentally ill will win again…the inmates are running the asylum! ……with Russia as his co- pilot, voting machines are rigged……

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    PraiseofFolly  over 4 years ago

    “Earth’s Endemic Epidemic”

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    The creeping crud is spreading,

    Who knows where all it’s heading?

    Is it person or fungus?

    We just know it’s among us.

    Virus or bacteria?

    It’s causing hysteria.

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    Like paint poured on the North Pole,

    It might soon cover the Earth whole.

    The world would appear fuzzy,

    Unappetizingly skuzzy,

    A chewed gum ball from pocket.

    The other planets would mock it:

    .

    “Take a hot bath, get a shave!”

    Jupiter and Saturn rave.

    “It’s a nice solar system,

    And you’re covered with life scum.”

    So Earth its climate heated,

    Its human mange deleted.

    .

    And Lo! The Earth looked less bleak.

    It looked more healthy and sleek.

    With humans gone, life then went

    To forms less intelligent:

    For Mind is over-rated

    When evil goes unabated.

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    I heard that some of the White House staff advised the president that the nation now needed a “healer in chief,” that with the impeachment over, he should move on. However, the president, great humanitarian that he is, used a prayer breakfast to announce his plan of retribution and payback. “We may see murder yet!” [From 1776: music and lyrics by Sherman Edwards, book by Peter Stone (1969).]

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I wonder how things are on TC2’s Planet???

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 4 years ago

    Troll on Patrol – {limerick}

    I ‘druther tune out a troll

    who strolls around on patrol

    to mess with this site

    with sendings so trite

    that they’re worthless, on the whole.

    . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    In thrall to the mentally ill/ who’re ignoring the popular will/ we are stuck with a clod/ who thinks he is God/ and corruption mere Truth can not kill.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago
    “Here, Right Matters !”

    One half our Senate, and a couple more/have chosen to become “McConnell’s Corps”/ His sycophants, each one a sleazy whore !/ Behold them lying on the Senate floor/ They know a LIE is what they’re voting for…/

    Old Glory hangs, today, in shabby tatters/ the nation into shards and fragments shatters/ The tide of Treason at our ramparts batters/ The rampant Right untruths and scandal scatters/ and yet these thrilling words resound…“HERE, Right matters !”

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    Cerabooge  over 4 years ago

    Then there are the Democratic Iowa caucuses. A private corporation (the Democratic Party) working with a Shadow corporation to use a (IMO, intentionally) defective app the writing of which was partially financed by one of the candidates (Buttigieg), with heavy involvement of Clinton operatives. And all the “errors” just magically hurt Sanders. What are the odds? Coming up are primaries using black box voting machines and tabulators.

    But they can always point to Trump.

    Ban corporations from any involvement in the running of elections.

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    VT8/VF84  over 4 years ago

    We have an election in November, time to clean out the hog troughs, let them eat elsewhere.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Henry Wallace said this about American fascists, “They claim to be super-patriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection.”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This just in: Trump shoots man on 5th Avenue; Senate Republicans all cheer and applaud!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At the risk of seeming to be self-promoting, I call your attention to this graphic:

    http://richardsrussell.blogspot.com/2020/02/due-diligence.html

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 4 years ago

    Thanks that y’awl tolerate my too-durn’-many rhymes:

    Too Many Rhymes – {2 beats/phrase, then 3/line}

    Too many rhymes // the old dude would type

    during the times // when he wanted to gripe

    about the crimes // and rhetorical tripe

    of the Trumpist and of the Right-winger

    to whom he would shoot the finger.

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    Stormy PinkPanda  over 4 years ago

    I’d like to nominate Mitt Romney for the “Only one in the room with any balls” award.

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    newyorkslim  over 4 years ago

    Um, it’s the Bidens who are provably corrupt.

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