Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2020

Works for me. :)

Fur therapy is an antidote for many problems.

Cat or dog both work wonders.

“…and give me treats, and catnip, and toys…”

And keep me away from big and mean dogs.

…and open up a can of tuna while you’re at it.

He didn’t say whose stress is getting relieved.

Cat-a-tonic therapy.

My therapist tried that with me but after about fifth time, I had enough.

How much is this costing the patient?

Stop the pop ups

And, I will purr when I’m darned good and ready.

Until you scratch my eye out! (I finally saw Captain Marvel yesterday).

Yeah, right. Until the cat decides they have had enough and rips your face off. No stress there.

It’s about him not you…meow

Works every time

Is the cat the patient or the psychiatrist here? If he’s the patient why does he have the notebook? If he’s the psychiatrist why is he suggesting ways to have HIS stress relieved? Or am I just overthinking it?

My Cat is great for keeping me sane in an insane world.

That’s what she said