Laurel Hamilton wrote a short story about cupids hunting humans. a woman who’s mother is tired of waiting for grandchildren hires a cupid to chase her down. Naturally this works, she’s set up with a man in a similar situation. At the wedding they resolve to help their mothers be less lonely and hire the cupids for them.
i_am_the_jam over 4 years ago
That explains the drop in the birth rate…
rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s some schnozz on cupid.
stamps over 4 years ago
With a schnoz like that you’’re going to have a lot of trouble getting dates.
Thechildinme over 4 years ago
From centuries of sticking his nose in other peoples’ business!
jagedlo over 4 years ago
wasn’t losing his mojo the plot of the second “Austin Powers” movie?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m think that, perhaps, a quality pair of glasses or a touch of lasic might help the little guy.
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
I have a mid-November birthday, and I know LOTS of people who also have a birthday within a week of mine. We’re Valentine’s Day babies!
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Cupid, then shoot arrows just for fun. Start with the House of Representatives – make matches between the two sides of the aisle.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 4 years ago
Laurel Hamilton wrote a short story about cupids hunting humans. a woman who’s mother is tired of waiting for grandchildren hires a cupid to chase her down. Naturally this works, she’s set up with a man in a similar situation. At the wedding they resolve to help their mothers be less lonely and hire the cupids for them.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 4 years ago
They died in love.
blackdawne over 4 years ago
How does he stay aloft?
Ron Bauerle over 4 years ago
Given the divorce rate and the unhappy marriages, I’d say he lost it decades ago…
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Maybe all you need is a little “Cupid Shuffle”…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24_zoqu4_Q