Close to Home by John McPherson for February 13, 2020

Brothers can be the death of romance.

I wonder if,Bleeb likes tuna or just trying to hide.

Well, she might not be ready for the prom, but she will certainly be ready for her colonoscopy LOL.

I see Bleeb hiding behind the tuna…… box tuna at that! Kind of like an old dog, he likes the smell. Crazy alien!

Somehow I get the impression that mom’s using the laxative to keep Kelly away from boys until she thinks she’s old enough.’D

Juniors’ chances of reaching adulthood intact, just took a hit!

I used to give my ex lax, no wonder she always looked flushed.

It is amazing we find mates and make families considering the families we are made from.

Loved that commercial Ex Lax for that get up and go feeling ;)

Down the tubes – a bad(or inspired) choice of words.

Little brothers are just so precious.

Great brand name. Reminds me of “Wild Ed’s Hellfire-Spittin’ Bowel Rocket (hot) Sauce” from Richard’s Poor Almanac.

“Get away from me kid, ya bother me. "

“And BTW, I found the incontinence panties you were looking for.”

Where can I purchase this “Blasto-Guts” of which you speak? Asking for a friend, of course.

Uh-oh, I foresee the “TurboLax” scene from “Dumb and Dumber”…

Who wants to go to the prom with a girl who’s full of shitake?

Does that box on the top left say “Stink B Gone?”

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Bleeb’s trying to reach the jug of WOW up above to go with the box of tuna!

I got back at my little brother. He was downstairs, yes, in the Rumpus Room, with a girl, and I sent the dog running down into the room, dragging his jock strap. Should have heard the screams!!!!!!!!! :) No I didn’t touch it!!!!!!! :)

Doesn’t look very Promising

You mean a diet of only cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets, fries and pizza doesn’t provide enough fiber?

It even comes with a dynamite plunger…

I’ve a friend who likes to do that sort of thing. Once, just before elevator doors closed, he said loudly to a female friend of ours, “What do you mean you don’t know who the father is?” Everyone looked at her, then the doors closed. His timing is brilliant.