Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 28, 2020

There are no short cuts in this cut-throat business.

Kiss and call make-up before lights, camera, action.

Oh no. I feared this day would come.

After She dumped him for Sisyphos, Vlad took Her hostage is forcing Her to upload his lame attempt at cartoonistering.

A shave and a haircut…two bits….I cut myself…pass the TP

And this leszon of today … in the learning of English, which one is it?

Do frogs shave their legs?

Lyfe waz dificult befor spelchex wax invintd.

Barely scraping by on this one. A close shave barely nicking the lameness.

The result of attempting to text while in a moving vehicle on a rough road…

After shaving don’t forget to strop … werds 2 liv bye …!

Pat yourself down on the cheeks and gums till the week-in comes.

Hey, I get it, my friend! When you’re operating a very sharp straight razor all along your throat, you must concentrate on that to the exclusion of giving thought to everyday matters of spelling and grammar. Besides, it’s all oral, anyway, so only your cartoonist will see the difference!

We go on the presumption that your cartoonist can spell and follow grammatical norms, of course. Maybe we ought not….

0 fro fro

Let us hear it for shaving 101

B there or B ⬛

not hoping for any potential aftershocks after the earthquake

Razor’s starting to dull…. Ouch!