“Narrow-mindedness will only get you as far as Nowhere, and once you’re there, you’re lost forever.”
― Tahereh Mafi, Furthermore
“Nothing limits intelligence more than ignorance; nothing fosters ignorance more than one’s own opinions; nothing strengthens opinions more than refusing to look at reality.”
Burritos are hardly the gourmand’s food of choice. But if you must, do choose small burritos, and then eat as many as you please, rather than one huge burrito, fat-headed to match its consumer….
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ah, the priorities of a gourmand. Food that does not painfully distend the entire alimentary tract is not truly satisfying.
The Old Wolf over 4 years ago
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
https://imgur.com/7dNRTvN
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
The eyes were bigger than the stomach…
Was it all bean or maybe shredded beef?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
With 40 weight can of hot sauce? And the tortia was big as your underwear?
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Size matters when it comes to brains, too, mister.
coltish1 over 4 years ago
He’s got razor creep. Pretty bad case of it, too.
bxclent Premium Member over 4 years ago
thanks for sharing
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
“Narrow-mindedness will only get you as far as Nowhere, and once you’re there, you’re lost forever.”
― Tahereh Mafi, Furthermore
“Nothing limits intelligence more than ignorance; nothing fosters ignorance more than one’s own opinions; nothing strengthens opinions more than refusing to look at reality.”
― Sheri S. Tepper, The Visitor
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Size matters only if you make it matter…..
Ray_C over 4 years ago
You eat watermelons, too, don’t you? I can hear the seeds rattling around in there. AND…I see that your barber has a great sense of humor.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 4 years ago
There must be La Bamba Mexican Restaurants where Teresa is.
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
Had a great lunch yesterday …. from the menue:
Triple Bypass
pulled pork, sliced ham, smoked bacon, a fried egg & melted swiss cheese, on a hoagie roll …………………..7.95
This was the first lunch I could not finish in quite a while … probably because they put two fried eggs on it …!
Jml58 over 4 years ago
Quantity is a good substitute for quality when you are hungry.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Yes Sir, but the prize foe eating a big head burrito is…….A BIG HEAD
… And slow shrinking head size burritos the rest of your lifetime in this particular life..
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Burritos are hardly the gourmand’s food of choice. But if you must, do choose small burritos, and then eat as many as you please, rather than one huge burrito, fat-headed to match its consumer….
INGSOC over 4 years ago
Burritos are like blunts; if you can’t roll, get a bowl..
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
A 5lb roast, walked into a bar……
order a porn video and wanted it male gay….
ok and a pink squirrel with 2 spoons….
asked if he could buy me a drink or even share the extra spoon in his……
I said what are you swinging big boy, that 5lb roast or what…..
he said ya, it is a 5lb chunk of love with all the possibilities….
so I finally gave him solid left jab and a mean right upper cut to his head….
then everyone said, wow make some knarly burritos out of that 5lb roast….
his head was A number 1 for burritos head size, punch line and end.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
DISCLAIMER: really really no offense intended….
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now I’m no expert on burritos, but it seems if your burrito is a surveillance burrito, in order to do its job properly smaller would better.
Sun over 4 years ago
Burrito Burritt
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
A bowl of Custer anyone or the gold rushing yardage.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Still here? Stale burritos? I fear a gas attack!
painedsmile over 4 years ago
Ho-hum. Next!