Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 28, 2020

Pradams…

Luckily for us, they invented clothing.

Republicans…

Try harder you lazy fools, you can do it…..

It’ll be quicker to pile a bunch of rocks at the base of the tree until you can climb on top of them to reach the fruit.

By then the tree will have evolved into a tall Redwood.

Wife lay blanket under tree, then shake tree.

Maubee would just stand there and wait for one to fall right into his hands.

Galaleo’s ancestor.

Climb up with your hands and prehensile toes.

It’s about your future progeny, boys. Find women. Be nice.

I suspect this is one of the branches that did not evolve.

How did he have such a brilliant idea, the light bulb hadn’t been invented yet.

Why put it off, go for the low hanging fruit.

Ogg headbutt tree, fruit fall down. Ogg eat fruit.

Don’t wait for change, be the change you want.

Could be a “genus” solution