Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 08, 2020

And stay away from this end.

Now, that is a kiss-off.

She: “I wouldn’t date you even if you were the last man on Earth.” He: “You wouldn’t even be in the line.”

Do you mean to tell me that line is still in use?????

The earth is a sphere(ish) so in theory he can stay where he is and still be telling the truth(ish).

LOL

BURN!

“Well, thank you for sharing…”

Ouch

Disregarding for a moment the difference between species (crow vs. human), this is the destiny awaiting Dustin.

Have you left yet?

Well Shoe, you walked right into that one….

While you’re there, take a leap.

All Arctic Terns do, but some turn for the wurst in Milwaukee.

Now that is a low blow!!

As a youngster I was puzzled by the anthology program that promised “Stories from the four corners of the globe..” Ummm….

Sounds like another flat earther dope.