Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 22, 2020

Broomie you were just supposed to scare,Gaylord help him get rid of the hiccups. Not cause him to have a stroke.

Shame she didn’t have a pillow to cushion Gaylord’s noggin.

Scared vs Terrified!

He said scare, not kill!

ummm…Billy Mays

That would scare the daylights out of me too!

Mute button will take care of him. Now, endless political campaigning on tv, radio, telephones, that’s the newest circle of hell.

Never use a sledgehammer to prepare mashed potatoes.

He said scare, not traumatize!

I hear asking the person “When’s the last time you saw a white horse?” is supposed to stop the hiccups. If all else fails, down a shot of bitters.

Well hiccups can be cured by cardiac arrest, but that’s a little overkill.

…but wait! There’s More!

Curing a hiccup is not the same as knocking a hick down.

Another 4 years of trump. That should do the trick for Gaylord and his hiccups

Don’t blame yourself, Broomie. Gaylord was already in a weakened state and ripe for a cardiac event….