Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 02, 2020

Convert entropy to order! Make the seeds come back to the seed head!

You call that a script? I’ve seen bath mats with greater depth and of infinitely greater interest!

OK. Horizontal flip? Or Vertical flip? Higher dimensional flips will cost more.

The noodle yankee doodle:

Outside Inside

1. Palm tree

2. Depiction of alien with alien hands growing out of its alien head.

3. Rejected Rohrschach inkblot

Anyone else see a Fender Stratocaster?

We flipped the big calendar page; flipping the script seems reasonable under the circumstances. Sort of like a New Year’s Revolution, as Dennis the Menace referred to them.

Can’t. The Ovum just waits. The polywogs scramble to be first.

Too much dialogue in this script.

Put a spur underneath the horses saddle and hang the cowboys. Such a noosance.

One o’clock, two o’clock, three o’clock, four o’clock chimes

Dandelions don’t care about the time

Dandelion don’t tell no lies

Dandelion will make you wise

Tell me if she laughs or cries

Blow away dandelion, blow away dandelion

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The Rolling Toads

All the little birdies on j-bird street lov to hear the birdies go tweet, tweet, tweet. Rockin robin tweet tweet Rockin robin….. The full of bull frogs…..

I prefer scripting the flip …!

There is entropy and the less discussed negative entropy that creates stellar nurseries from destroyed stars. Life itself violate entropy for awhile.

I’m sorry to have to report that “Pilf eht tpircs” makes no sense to me unless it is in code, which still makes no sense to me. This is just flippin’ lame!

Flipped Out fish flippies on the flippin shore line. The script had the narcs running for a pill named Jill.

Oh, for Pickled Pete’s sake.

Got my automobile high sign to drive once more…

Not so sure about the parade of Vampire Bullfrog’s lining the streets..

I will flip burgers. I will flip pancakes. But I will never again flip a flippin’ cartoon….

We want a new FA. Please.