Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 02, 2020

No one punks a tawny Phil if I have anything to say about it!

I would hope this is not the same as sneaking up on a cat and grabbing it!

Run!

You’ll forget everything else too!

I heard Pennywise is available.

Remember if you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler!

“Hey, Mr. Groundhog…why so serious?”

Get ready for an early spring…

Now he’ll have nightmares of clowns

Don’t worry Phil, I Got You Babe

Send in the clowns! Don’t bother, they’re already here.

Or as a completely apolitical comment, Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…

Ironically, it’s Dr. Phil’s personal best therapy. Tis reminiscent of me as a boy in the ’50s walking up our long driveway in the dark to get the paper and Pop running out the back door, circling around in the corn field, shaking the stalks near me and roaring. Time for my medicine.

Groundhog’s fear reckless Dodge Rams.

Great you cured my sciophobia! You instilled coulrophobia in its place! What’s next?

Whoa! Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, and Jerry Nadler sneaking up behind you….THAT is scary!!!

And replace it with another.

Anybody know what the weather is like where Phil lives?

It looks like he knows that something funny is going on.

Palindrome day!

02.02.2020

The last one was 900 years ago, remember?