Herman by Jim Unger for January 05, 2020

There are 2 types of tree surgeons — People who make the tree healthier and lumberjacks with chainsaws.

I noticed the other day that one of my pecans is rotting out inside, getting hollow. Not even ninety yet.

Too late. You need a tree mortician.

Sooner? Didn’t know it myself….

We had a tree on our property that died. I called the insurance company about it and they said that there was nothing they could do about it. I then called the tree company and scheduled an appointment to have it taken down.

Before the tree removal people could get out, the tree dropped a limb and cracked the eave on our house. Then the insurance company not only paid for the repair of the roof, but also to have the tree removed.

He postponed it till fall.

Now he needs a tree dentist to fix that root canal.

Just a tad late.

Duct tape wouldn’t help?

The Salem Oak, in Salem, NJ, finally met its end last June:https://www.inquirer.com/news/salem-oak-tree-salem-religious-society-of-friends-20190704.html

Now it’s gonna require surgery, call a Lumberjack.

Yesterday he was fine and today he just keeled over!

So, does he call the Tree Coroner, now? He WAS a tree surgeon, but, he branched out.

the surgeon was just performing treeage…