He needs a BitFit instead.
At least he’s on track unless he steps it up.
He’s feeling rattled about that.
Because, you see, snakes don’t have feet!!!
On the bright side, he/she reaches their personal best EVERY day!
They expend a lot of energy tracking down prey, and black mambas are the fastest snakes on the planet.
Steps? LOLOLOLOL
Update to the distance based tracker not the step based one then latch on to a jogger (haha)
You ever wonder if a snake stubs a rib?
This thing smells like it’s made in China, so it figures it’s not sensitive to undulations.
No way to wiggle out of this one.
Yikes, a snake! Where’s that fat broad from B.C. when ya need her!
Must be defective.
Step count may not be adjusted for scale.
Reptile Dysfunction.
He needs to switch to a slith-ometer.
Just use the GPS.
September 06, 2014
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
He needs a BitFit instead.
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
At least he’s on track unless he steps it up.
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
He’s feeling rattled about that.
enigmamz over 4 years ago
Because, you see, snakes don’t have feet!!!
On the bright side, he/she reaches their personal best EVERY day!
jasonsnakelover over 4 years ago
They expend a lot of energy tracking down prey, and black mambas are the fastest snakes on the planet.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Steps? LOLOLOLOL
John9 over 4 years ago
Update to the distance based tracker not the step based one then latch on to a jogger (haha)
vics_machine Premium Member over 4 years ago
You ever wonder if a snake stubs a rib?
zeexenon over 4 years ago
This thing smells like it’s made in China, so it figures it’s not sensitive to undulations.
xpurplezebra over 4 years ago
No way to wiggle out of this one.
Gent over 4 years ago
Yikes, a snake! Where’s that fat broad from B.C. when ya need her!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Must be defective.
Sensei Le Roof over 4 years ago
Step count may not be adjusted for scale.
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
Reptile Dysfunction.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
He needs to switch to a slith-ometer.
chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago
Just use the GPS.