Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 04, 2020

uh… yeah

Andy doesn’t need beer to make a jerk of himself at a fancier than usual restaurant.

@Number Three + @number Six Today’s strip is slightly funny ,our Hero Mr Andrew Capp being sarcastic with the server by stating the obvious could count as funny , my avatar today is of a lady at the hairdresser being shown the back of her head to check her third eye which all mums say they have , mine did and I believed her , did you? how was your day? ours should be very busy but we’ll cope I hope , BCNU pals

She can’t find her chips…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qyMeFmNWQ

Captain Blunt strikes again.

It was not easy with the cap covering his eyes.

Classy as ever, our Andy! :D

Wow, he shared with Flo?

When they ask me, at the checkout counter, if I found everything OK, I respond with “Why did you hide it?”

Good on ya, Andy. I’ve always wanted to say something smart-alecky like that to an uppity waiter.

I found it alright, I just looked under the mashed potatoes.

’E’s got a lot o’ bleedin’ class, don’t he, mates?

Good to see Andy using his winnings to treat the long suffering Flo. Sort of out of character though.

I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

That line goes back to before I was born. I believe it was Red Skelton. Waiter: “How did you find your steak?” Customer: “Looked under the lettuce leaf”.

Dipping into Joe Miller again……..

Cracking. One of my favorite Britishisms. Perhaps in a close tie with blimey.

Mind the candle helped as well

And how did you find your steak, sir?

Oh, I just looked under the sprig of parsley and there it was!

I found this strip to be quite amusing! I really must try this next time even though I eat at buffets.

xxx

@Afficionado

I start a new temp job on Monday for a nationwide construction and housebuilding firm. If any commenters in the UK can guess which company it is, they can choose any photo of a person, animal or object and I have to “wear” it for a whole month!

I don’t know which I find more surprising, that Andy actually won at the races or that he actually spent his winnings on something other than booze.

NUMBER THREE I hope you see this comment. I don’t comment much anymore, but something made me think of you today. So I thought I would just drop by and say Hello and I hope all is well with you and yours! Hubby, my sons and I are well. I’m getting older but still “kicking” :-D