Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 15, 2020

Broomie is acting all bashful and such, but i sense a major zap coming up.

Keyword: tastefully.

Wait until you bite her before you decide how tasteful she is. I’ve heard she’s 1,500 years old, so ‘tender’ probably isn’t the right word either.

Good thing you explained it…thought you really needed some thick glasses!

Oy! BROOMY, don’t fall for that line of bull….fly away

LOL Mr. Wolf, you’ll bite off more than you can chew with Broomy!

Good in colour!

https://bit.ly/2QSUj8P

Red didn’t have the “spark” that Broomy has.

Life’s unfortunate reality.

Get the wolf Pepto. Industrial strength

She’s really gonna upset his stomach, and his face.

politics, brand positioning, movies, religion.. tell them they are special and superior to other people and they will do whatever you want. Of course they are superior only if they vote for you / purchase your brand / do the same as every other religion but follow yours only and consider every body else a bad person / go see a feel-good movie that flatters the target audience. Brown nosing has existed since ever

The Big, Dumb Wolf hasn’t heard of food poisoning.

And I thought he had cataracts…

Probably shouldn’t reel in someone with zapping ability.

Wolves are either stupid or color blind.

What you don’t know Mr. Wolf is that Broomie has on USMC underwear! You are in for a world of hurt if you cross her!

I gotta admit, she is pretty green.

You’re not only Big and Bad, Mr. Wolf, but you’re mean! Our Broomie has forgotten more than you’ll ever know!

I haven’t heard the phrase “tastefully turned out” before. I gather it’s an old-timey compliment, but what precisely it means, I’m not sure…