Garfield by Jim Davis for January 20, 2020

Remember those coca cola commercials with polar bears?

Sounds like a good documentary.

That’s what we watched in the old days when the TV signal went out.

You must really be bored to watch that Garfield.

You know it’s just white

I could go for some ice cream right now.

Wouldn’t that ice cream be somewhat yellow? Maybe if it was coconut flavored…

I haven’t been too satisfied with my efforts to learn to draw, but I think I could manage that one.

Wow. How exciting. /s

It looks like Garfield is straining his eyes there in the final panel!

And next we have a black cat in a cellar at midnight.

Does Garfield really need to squint the TV

Garfield looks so cute with those itty bitty eyes of his watching The TV set.The Poor Sweet Crittet.Way Too Funny.Happy Monday To You All Garfield Faithful Disciples

This reminds me of when Calvin wanted to borrow susie’s black crayon. at first she was hesitant but she let him have it. When she asked Calvin what he’s going to use it for, he replied “Black bears attacking a black Forest at midnight.”

Before the BSOD.

Old joke, featuring a kid in art class with a blank piece of paper:

Kid: “It’s a picture of a cow eating grass.”

Teacher: “Where’s the grass?”

“The cow ate it all.”

“Where’s the cow?”

“You wouldn’t expect her to hang around once all the grass is gone, would you?”

While lying in wait for prey, polar bears have been known to cover their nose with a paw.

There was also the “Arthur” episode at the beginning, where we are treated to a pair of eyes against a white background as Arthur asks us if we know what it is, before telling us, “It’s a polar bear eating a marshmallow in a snowstorm.”

Funny thing is, if you put a number of white objects next to each other, some of them will actually appear to be other colors. I remember this assignment in a high school art class. A few unpainted pottery pieces were placed on display. One looked pinkish and another item blue. Snow can often look blue, not white.

What did they expect? Lasagna?

Fool, that is the negative of a black cat eating licorice in a coal bin in the cellar at midnight!

First time hunting in Idaho, my Friend said I"m going up that way..You go up that way…Up I went, and the snow started, and the fog rolled in…I felt around and felt a fallen tree to sit on, and ate my Snicker’ candy bar….Reminded me of a line from a great Johnny Cash song…Stay out of the woods when the moisture’s LOW…Or you ain’t gonn’a Live to collect your Dough…White is more blinding than no light at all….

This joke is so old the first time I heard it I fertilized an egg.

There’s a comic from Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin draws a bear nose and calls it a polar bear blinking in a blizzard.

is that just a pile of snow?

wouldn’t the vanilla ice cream have a brown cone though

The dot. Some book from like, 2012