Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 16, 2020

The only good thing about being broke, I can’t afford to die

Several categories of things I buy seem to have gone up since the trade war with Red China.

Well – from a logical point ov view she seems to earn twice as much as she used to.

Prices are one of the few things not affected by gravity.

Logically speaking I think that means her salary has doubled. If it used to cost five dollars to live beyond her means it now takes ten dollars.I’m on a fixed income so it takes less than it used to, to live beyond mine.

I was pleasantly surprised to learn the other day that our yearly inflation rate in Ecuador for 2019 was only 0.07%

They were comparing it to 20 years ago before we converted to using the U.S.dollar as currency when the annual inflation rate was 97.6%

Not to worry.. debt at all levels is the American normal.. heck, it is even supported now by the Republicans.. once the party that was concerned about stuff like that.. but now, under the stewardship of the trump.. Meh. Enjoy.. and just declare bankruptcy when you want to start over.

you have to have money to invest in the stock market

No joke….

I know what you mean. Comic books are $3.99!

Anyway you look at it gravity sucks … more so near a black hole.

When will she balance her new checkbook?