Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 07, 2020

Ain’t it the truth, Rare South American Parrot.

How hard is it to say, “What. The. Hell. Was. That”?

I’ve decided. I want to be Judge Reinhold.

Isn’t he just aiming for the stars.

Go kiss Echo again!

Delusions of grandeur!

He might do better as a stock analyst, 80% of them are worse than flipping a coin and they still rake in the cash.

Ralph, at least Norm’s shown an interest in SOMETHING!

Just when you think your career has hit rock bottom, you get a chance to be a talent show judge.

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

But Norm’s much too nice to ever be able to crush someone’s dream of making it to the quarter-finals.

I’m traumatized! I just had a flashback of Chuck Barris!

I pictured Sammy Davis Jr on Laugh In – “Here come da judge, here come da judge. Order in da court cause here come da judge!” while decked out in the black robe and holding a gavel!