Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 24, 2019

“Nope, I can still hear them. Better go to my anvil calendar.”

Pam pops pills & I can see why.

Sorry to disappoint you, kids. But there’s no chimney on R U Sirius.

Does she have a Midol calendar?

Forget the Advil Calendar, get a case of Michelob. One for every day before Christmas. Coincidence?

Pam, are you sure those are your kids and not the Keane Kids?

Why does the one kid always wear a helmet?

Merry Christmas, Mr. Rickard!

This should be a real thing.

Advil? She’s an amateur. I prefer to start with Ambien and rums just before Black Friday and sleep through the whole thing.

Better living through pharmacology.

Mine is Valium. The kids’ is Adderall.

Aleve may be better but not in the context of the comic. I think Advil is brilliant.

Got anything stronger?

Last Year the kids decided their “Christmas Stockings” didn’t hold enough, so they hung up a bunch of Pam’s panty hose with their names Glittered on.

My Advil calendar was empty by the evening of December 1…

Is Pam married? Always wondered…