Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 21, 2019

If she could do that, she wouldn’t need you.

Unluckier people are stuck going to “Lost and Confound”.

Looks more like pre‍found to me. Assuming she’s lucky.

Grasshopper, you must seek enlightenment!

A pickpocket is finding before others are losing.

Oy

Hommage to Nathan Pyle?

Translation: What will you have to drink?

Mr. Coverly is on a rollthis week.

I seek the key to happiness (my Ferrari), the key to inner peace (my house), and enlightenment (my key-chain flashlight)

Whisky? That distilled enough for you?

My mind!

…and then find it within yourself.

My car keys which are sitting on the counter over there. Give them to me now or I will strangle you. And, oh yes, Merry Christmas.

I have found inner peace. It’s everything else that’s screwed up.

Egg nog and whiskey?

Anyone else eat too much during the holiday season? Lost and round.

“Scent of a Woman”

I remember “Lost and Profound.” They were a Toronto band (originally from Calgary) in the 1990s.