Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 22, 2020

Humpty Volvo.

Yeah, yeah—or the yolk will be on you!

I think I’m missing part of the life cycle here!

The helicopter must be parked off to the side.

King’s horses and King’s men on standby…

This really cracked me up.

Eggstraordinary.

He’s gotta come out of his shell sometime.

And then he fell over backward.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed…

Some kids just gotta learn for themselves. Remember the time he tried to use Mr. Potatohead parts on himself? Hmmm, I wonder if dentists will coat their whole body.

So why did you let it get on the wall, you know that a hazardous place for an egg.

“All and all it’s just a-nother egg on the wall…”

he’s not just overprotective, he’s completely cracked…

But the news coverage said they “couldn’t put Humpty together again.”