Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2019

Now that’s one scarred fish!

You’re gonna be on the tree next year.

Actually, he volunteered.

Alright, now this one gave me a good laugh. Thank you, Mister Parisi!

Vlad the Impaler’s Christmas tree.

And I doubt Preparation H will even help after the holidays!

Jam it where the sun don’t shine.

just relax…it’ll be easier…

I tell you, getting to the top is a pain in the butt.

Dang – I already gave out my gold star for the day. How about a platinum? Hilarious!

21 years old, but still funny.

Life is much better,

Down where it’s wetter,

Under the sea!

“Mommy, what’s Uncle Steve doing on the tree? And why is he smiling so—”

“Never mind, Joey!”

Now you know how an angel feels.

https://www.kevinandkell.com/2016/kk1214.html

This one is old. I’ve shared this strip several times on Facebook