Bartender: “What do you keep looking at in your pocket?”
Customer: “A picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had enough.”
Currently a pig has been loitering around the pond scaring all other prospects while screaming “kerrr-mi, kerrr-mi, here kerr-mi, kerr-mi, kerr-mi.”
Be careful that no one wll want any pickled-frog-legs. They already want buffalo wings.
You’re a frog. Drink any alcohol and you’re libel to croak.
It’s also easier for him to up skirt them since he’s built closer to the ground.
What odds? The odds that they will kiss him? Or the odds that he will turn into a handsome prince?
“a” drink? It might take several!
After a few drinks he may get more that just a kiss.
Way to promote a date rape culture!
“Aren’t you going to kiss me and turn me back into a prince?”
“And lose my talking frog? No way!! And get that fly, frog.”
What princess would be seen in a bar? Gasp! Bad idea froggy! Plunk you’re magic grinder, Froggie….Hiya Kids Hiya!
I guess women get beer enhanced vision too.
Get them drunk enough, they will definitely kiss you.
♫ The frogs all look prettier at closing time ♫
Then they’ll say, “Yo frog, you look like a prince of a fellow.”
More like about a dozen drinks.
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Little Caesar over 4 years ago
Bartender: “What do you keep looking at in your pocket?”
Customer: “A picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had enough.”
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Currently a pig has been loitering around the pond scaring all other prospects while screaming “kerrr-mi, kerrr-mi, here kerr-mi, kerr-mi, kerr-mi.”
littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
Be careful that no one wll want any pickled-frog-legs. They already want buffalo wings.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 4 years ago
You’re a frog. Drink any alcohol and you’re libel to croak.
jasonsnakelover over 4 years ago
It’s also easier for him to up skirt them since he’s built closer to the ground.
rshive over 4 years ago
What odds? The odds that they will kiss him? Or the odds that he will turn into a handsome prince?
jagedlo over 4 years ago
“a” drink? It might take several!
David Henderson over 4 years ago
After a few drinks he may get more that just a kiss.
Denver Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
Way to promote a date rape culture!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 4 years ago
“Aren’t you going to kiss me and turn me back into a prince?”
“And lose my talking frog? No way!! And get that fly, frog.”
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
What princess would be seen in a bar? Gasp! Bad idea froggy! Plunk you’re magic grinder, Froggie….Hiya Kids Hiya!
Oakwood13 over 4 years ago
I guess women get beer enhanced vision too.
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Get them drunk enough, they will definitely kiss you.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
♫ The frogs all look prettier at closing time ♫
WilliamPennat over 4 years ago
Then they’ll say, “Yo frog, you look like a prince of a fellow.”
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago
More like about a dozen drinks.