Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 20, 2020

He’d request solitary confinement!

you painted yourself into THAT corner, Shroedster

Schroder will probably not want parole so he can’t get out and see Lucy on the other side

I really want to know what he’s playing in that third panel!

Even in jail you can’t escape her, Schroeder!

In jail, all visitors have to be on an ‘approved visitors list’, put together by the incarcerated. I doubt that Schroeder would add Lucy to his ‘approved list’ …

then it wouldn’t be jail, Schroder…more like a torture chamber!

Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not correct $200.

I know a lot of people criticize her, but I really identify with Lucy. I remember feeling that way about a boy when I was young, I just never said anything to him. Maybe that’s why I enjoy the pages with these two so much, that and I used to play the piano.

There’s no use of getting through to her.

It’s nice that Schroeder has a groupie, but…

Lucy will become head ofthe cafeteria and will serve little cookies with Liberace on them and pump in country music. Schroeder will seek a pardon, early parole, or transfer to an asylum.

Nobody visited me in prison.

Captive audience.

I would ask the warden to prevent all visitors!

He’s not excited for those visits.

Hey, after a few visits from his cell mate, Bubba, he might find Lucy a bit more appealing.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day with Scheroder and Lucy!