Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 10, 2019

I’ll have the strawberry tart, I hear there’s not much rat in that.

Barfo and ice cream,

Ass looks good in blue jeans.

And you will finally be able to find the time to clean your entire bathroom with a very small brush, to get it really, really, super clean.

Ewww

Just use our patented Appetite Reducing Rat Carcass® on all your favorite foods!

(Each rat has been raised in a hygienic, stimulating environment and has lived a full happy life. They have been specially selected to leave a hideous, disgusting carcass at the end of that life. Keep refrigerated.)

Pasta with sauce or chili hides the gamey taste.

Dear Teresa

I am blessed with a slim figure (the Carbolic Smoke Ball I take every night before I drop off to sleep watching Ozzie & Harriett reruns seems to do the trick).

Having said that I am a little confused: how does whacking a small dead rodent on the head with a butter knife help all those fatties out there lose weight?

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

Where’s the stick? I want my rat on a stick!!!

So so

The Rat Race Club…

Join Now, and give a rats ass on how you look.

Dance to… Rat a tat, tat tat… During opening hours…

Backwards?

Tartar sauce on the rat bait … Catch 22.. New trap shooting at the targets.

You dirty rat, I asked for pork chops and applesauce…

Hot buttered rats, they’re not just for breakfast anymore!

The latest propaganda from the ubiquitous – and insidious – waistline and fitness industry. Were losing a few pounds is the Meaning of Life™. And the path to big bucks.

a cashier at a grocery store had mentioned before that rat bakes remarkably well when lard is applied

“What’s on the menu, Private Baldric?”“Rat au van.”sigh “Which is?”“A rat that’s been run over by a van.”

You might prefer the more nutritious nutria … or gnawt …!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a6e670b444c87f299a9d258132c3fb58/76c2c22d12669225-f5/s1280x1920/94e21c98080793479814b698842d83d5c84bdb3f.png

https://frogapplauseappreciationsociety.tumblr.com/tagged/IzJoke

I wish I could post that picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1RNHN_enUS469US520&q=muffin+that+looks+like+a+hamster&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7gqW-j-DlAhVjmeAKHQwyAsEQsAR6BAgJEAE&biw=1024&bih=677

Rats Batman, too the dump..

Put some stock in Tony Dow Wally Street…ok Beaver. It to leave.

I knew someone who tried something like that, once. Except that he went to a Dr. Lector, I think the name was. Spend the rest of his days locked up in a rubber room. “Total Lobotomy!”

I’d rather have a bottle in front me than a boiled rat!

Just cut it out and serve it up. Reportedly the Chinese are using human fat to help create food stuffs.