Why is the man in the suit threatening the Assumption College bullfighting team with a gun? The Torero has just been awarded a tail, his picador stands ready to defend him, but why has this moment of triumph been soiled by the threat of violence?
Do they use a Zamboni machine at track events? I think they need one. And somebody needs to explain to the man with the starter’s pistol how to wear a pocket hankie.
Well, of course not! Irving is, after all, not the Judge but rather just the Starter, as his starter’s pistol indicates. The A.S.S. team boys are just a bunch of dumbA.S.S.s to be confronting poor Irving!
Further Enlightenment. Those are not “droppings,” but rather starters’ marks (note the obscured one at the right edge of Irving’s shadow). This is an Olde Time Dash.
And the “tail” may well be a tassel from the pennant being waved (prospectively) on that pole the boy in back is holding….
Ahh, the Good Old Days, when men were boys and a footrace was so dashing!
painedsmile over 4 years ago
Who has the tail? He is the ass?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
‘“Ass” to who had won’ I think the caption should start.
gutbloom over 4 years ago
Why is the man in the suit threatening the Assumption College bullfighting team with a gun? The Torero has just been awarded a tail, his picador stands ready to defend him, but why has this moment of triumph been soiled by the threat of violence?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
He’s disqualified anyways! He’s wearing patent leather shoes….@$$
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Do they use a Zamboni machine at track events? I think they need one. And somebody needs to explain to the man with the starter’s pistol how to wear a pocket hankie.
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
Another of Teresa’s Masterpieces of Mystery!
The Old Wolf over 4 years ago
This is a live game of pin the tail on the ass!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago
check out today’s Cleo and Company animation, CASABASSET
“here’s looking at YOU, kid!”
http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwya
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
So Irving shot the guy with the S closest to him.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
A stitch in time saves asinine.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Where are the ears?
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
On you mark (droppings) … Get set (change shoes) …
BANG (go) …!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
I firmly believe…
Pigeon toes
Pigeon droppings
Grab the Pigeonholed by the tail
Are Friday’s netfish day.
INGSOC over 4 years ago
don’t follow the, dunce-donkey-dung-droppings trail
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
Young men with extremely normal ground-length robes explaining to a bystander that “to shoot one’s cuffs” does not require a pistol.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Passing the pumped up gas pump, leveled Irv.’s top notch abilities.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
A rather thin small tail.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Well, of course not! Irving is, after all, not the Judge but rather just the Starter, as his starter’s pistol indicates. The A.S.S. team boys are just a bunch of dumbA.S.S.s to be confronting poor Irving!
Further Enlightenment. Those are not “droppings,” but rather starters’ marks (note the obscured one at the right edge of Irving’s shadow). This is an Olde Time Dash.
And the “tail” may well be a tassel from the pennant being waved (prospectively) on that pole the boy in back is holding….
Ahh, the Good Old Days, when men were boys and a footrace was so dashing!