Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2019

He’s certainly got all the local buzz.

Obviously taste tested.

Must be good he has five stars on Yelp.

This is what William Shatner would have to put up with if he didn’t have his toupee.

I swear this is how it works.

And him also has a large parking area.

Don’t know what the cause but I attract every mosquito in a 100 yard radius.

Apparently, so is my front porch.

The girls fly by this place every night!

What do mosquitoes eat when they can’t get people?

And why did Noah let two of them on the ark.

That’s why you need to rub bug repellant on before going out!

Blood type O, probably

Turn on the sound. You may learn important information from the crowd. For example, “Tastes like Wisconsin whitetail chronic wasting disease.”