Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 12, 2019

I don’t think shoulder straps would make much difference here.

Thanks for the laugh, Dave.

Well just hook it to your beads and you should be fine…hurry, we’ll be late….NOT!

Or on-the-shoulder gowns, for that matter.

If you stray off the shoulder you’ll get run over by a truck!

Wardrobe malfunction?

You should see their son and the disgraceful way he wears his pants.

No, but they don’t make your butt look big.

Later she will slip into some thing comfortable.

How do those on-the-shoulder ones work for you?

Sort of the same problem I used to have. Totally gave up on strapless after the first try in the dressing room.

Well, he isn’t wearing any pants so it’s all good.

he likes it when she looks slinky…

How is the necklace staying in place?

Shoulders would probably help. I do have to wonder, though… how did he tie his bow tie?