How about the Gossip Editor? “Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Milford and all chips and peas. Let’s go to press. Flash! While snooping around where he shouldn’t have, local Bad Boy Chet Ballard has firmly jammed his nose into a hen house. The yolk, as they say, is now on him”.
P4: Talk to the candidate who finished out of the money in the last School Committee election to Chet the Chump. In a lot of municipalities, when someone’s ousted from a civic council position, the first runner-up’s given the nod.
So where is this evidence of “someone diving into school records”? I mean, the kid went to Milford Elementary School and most of the kids in his class were there when he was throwing scissors like a maniac. So a lot of parents if nothing else would remember that happening. And speaking of maniacs, I worked like a maniac to get you today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp fairly early today!
Darn you Bitsy! Your complaining about nouns being used as vowels has caused me to notice them all the time now. Not sure which of these may have been mentioned, but heard the first two of these during the same commercial break yesterday.
“World’s easiest way to pizza.”
“No matter how you family…” (car ad)
“No one out pizzas The Hut.”
And on the radio, a bit ago, was only half paying attention but it was for some beard product, something along the lines of “however you beard…”
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
How about the Gossip Editor? “Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Milford and all chips and peas. Let’s go to press. Flash! While snooping around where he shouldn’t have, local Bad Boy Chet Ballard has firmly jammed his nose into a hen house. The yolk, as they say, is now on him”.
TheBrownStarfish over 4 years ago
P1, Mop Man should talk to Marjie about moonlighting at the Star to get those floors shiny all over instead of just that one spot.
P2, This would have been much better if that was Double D as Marjie’s intern.
P3, Chet’s wife, I bet she’ll be happy to turn him in.
Ravenswing over 4 years ago
P4: Talk to the candidate who finished out of the money in the last School Committee election to Chet the Chump. In a lot of municipalities, when someone’s ousted from a civic council position, the first runner-up’s given the nod.
bearwku82 over 4 years ago
I forecast a tough Roh ahead for Chet.
Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago
How can they publicly expose Chet without also publicly exposing Chance?
Mr Reality over 4 years ago
In all reality , Shorty Swartz calls an unofficial basketball practice and no one shows up .
tcar-1 over 4 years ago
Panel two: an appearance by Medusa?
Irish53 over 4 years ago
P4: “….oh, ..and there’s also a rumor that he cut some kind of a deal to let a kid who doesn’t live in the district play for the football team….”
Charks over 4 years ago
On to B-ball. Oh, sorry, big game with Tech to conclude season.
Mopman over 4 years ago
So where is this evidence of “someone diving into school records”? I mean, the kid went to Milford Elementary School and most of the kids in his class were there when he was throwing scissors like a maniac. So a lot of parents if nothing else would remember that happening. And speaking of maniacs, I worked like a maniac to get you today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp fairly early today!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/hifirick1953 over 4 years ago
Gilfather will force Chet to resign without explanation to protect Chance’s secret. He makes him an offer he can’t refuse.
cuttersjock over 4 years ago
…I think the Russian “comedy” bots have infiltrated this board lately. Anyone else notice similar styles?
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 4 years ago
“Talk to the hand, Marjie—that’s my beat. Stick to sports! I hear second place in the Valley is within reach.”
Mopman over 4 years ago
Darn you Bitsy! Your complaining about nouns being used as vowels has caused me to notice them all the time now. Not sure which of these may have been mentioned, but heard the first two of these during the same commercial break yesterday.
“World’s easiest way to pizza.”
“No matter how you family…” (car ad)
“No one out pizzas The Hut.”
And on the radio, a bit ago, was only half paying attention but it was for some beard product, something along the lines of “however you beard…”
Klubble over 4 years ago
P1: What’s with Marjie’s shoes?!? Le stylish!