My wife is studying to be a Deacon. She’s been through the Bible several times already. We have the most interesting theological discussions but I never challenge her on scripture.
My end of the discussion usually goes like, "Didn’t Jesus say something like …’
If she’d bothered to read that passage, she’d know it commands, “Thou shalt never give thy crabby older sister a Christmas present, even if she hasn’t hit thee lately. Thus sayeth the Lord.”
It proves you finally looked in the Bible, Lucy, nothing more. He could probably tell you every page number of that particular copy that sister appears on and how many times per page. And he could certainly tell you who begat who and how many generations from David, Abraham, Noah, Adam, Eve, Ruth, etc. a certain person is.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
I’ve never read the Apocrypha, but is the word “sister” also in the Good Book?
su43dipta over 4 years ago
“I didn’t know the new edition’s out”
HeatherMcCrillis over 4 years ago
I wonder if Crabby ever served detention in Sunday School.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
All of this for a Christmas present…
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Didn’t think that Linus would challenge your so-called “new wisdom”, huh, Lucy?
dflak over 4 years ago
My wife is studying to be a Deacon. She’s been through the Bible several times already. We have the most interesting theological discussions but I never challenge her on scripture.
My end of the discussion usually goes like, "Didn’t Jesus say something like …’
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
Your brother has called your bluff once again!
DHBirr over 4 years ago
If she’d bothered to read that passage, she’d know it commands, “Thou shalt never give thy crabby older sister a Christmas present, even if she hasn’t hit thee lately. Thus sayeth the Lord.”
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“Brothers and sisters, do not slander one another.” – James 4:11 ☺
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
What difference does that make if it’s all the Word of God?
JohnFarson19 over 4 years ago
Might as well, Lucy. What do you have to lose?
Kali over 4 years ago
Lucy: “Does the Purple Testament count? I like Prince.” ;-)
knight1192a over 4 years ago
It proves you finally looked in the Bible, Lucy, nothing more. He could probably tell you every page number of that particular copy that sister appears on and how many times per page. And he could certainly tell you who begat who and how many generations from David, Abraham, Noah, Adam, Eve, Ruth, etc. a certain person is.
Hit yourself.
KennethPrice2 over 4 years ago
As long as it isn’t found in the Kama Sutra. ICK!
ajakimber425 over 4 years ago
Go ahead and Santa will put coal in your stocking!
Sonic the Hedgehog over 4 years ago
So Linus may know more about the Bible than Lucy