Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 18, 2019

That was so semi-sweet of you.

One for each hand.

Now we know that she’s not with him for his brains.

Was it a BOGO sale?

All stones are rocks only as precious as you assumed them to be

Oy! What a dummy

Does Gollum know about this?

You can’t fault the logic.

Wine a little, laugh a little.

I recently read that many of the “semi-precious” gems are much more rare, harder to find and mine, which in that way makes them more valuable than those considered “precious”.

Atta’Boy! You did good!

“Hey folks, two of crap is still crap.” (sigh, Dennis Miller when he was still funny, before 9/11 showed him for the coward he is as he went scurrying behind the macho facade of the republican party and faux news.)

I’ll use one to give you the finger.

Do two half-wits make a whole?

Accept them and make earrings from the two. =)