Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 16, 2019

Golfing 101.

I hear that they put in a new rule in the game of golf.

You have to play with an extra pair of golf-pants along. Just in case you get a-hole-in-one.

Shouldn’t you swing at the ball before you throw the club?

I’m sure there’s a YouTube channel for this…

a golf teacher that deals in realism?

New technique, same result!

Dorf on golf.

Train like it’s real. Muscle memory will get you through the stress.

I think most of the benefits of golf actually come from the air circulation inside your lungs when you yell. . .has anyone every charted the incidences of death by frustration when playing golf????

He’s teaching you to play to your strengths.

I wonder what/whom the king will shoot today!

That teacher is a realist.

So that’s why Sir Rodney always wears a helmet.

He knows the fink well.

Keep him away from Scotland, China and Russia. Ha. I said it.