Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 11, 2019

You’d rather have him shouting his fingers off?

It’s to quite even for Ralph.

Nice prose, Dave. Reminded me of Firesign Theater “There was something fishy about the butler. I think he was a Pisces. Probably working for scale.”

If a mime falls in a forest, does he make a sound? Hmmmmm?

Has anyone located Ralph?

Zen do something about it.

He chuckled out loud and the Librarian threw him out! SSsssssh

Mime-scene investigation?

“Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent”.

Joe Friday

Ralph was booked.

Just don’t break the soundproof invisible box.

He’s performing “Silent Night” for the Xmas pageant.

Obviously, Ralph has already checked out. Probably a book on the “Nut cracker sweet”…..

I think the Mime did it, in the library, with a silencer.

I thought a request for silence was with just one “s” .. like shhh.