In Security by Bea R. for October 05, 2019

“Peyton Manning” analogue. ✨

BeaR owns a football team?

Or just rented the thigh?

I caught that, right next to Bea’s signature is a plaque that says “Brought to you by-”, Bea is a master of the comic craft!

Paylode Manthing, why not. She could have also gone with “Satan Manning”. XD

Ellie is getting smart with him, her patience must be running thin. With all she’s put up with she deserves her own space in some hall of fame!

“Paylode Manthing”. All of a sudden I’m getting MST3K flashbacks…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

At least his hero was not “Don Marinara”.

So this museum is dedicated to the biggest football stars/corporate shills?

I used to watch Paylode’s dad play for the New Orleans Saints: Archedfoot Manthing.

Football is how this confused connection was first forged. Hubbs discovered the freshly de-sexualized “Al” at the mall while looking to recruit a new team player (Tuxedo Kamen was watching). Hubbs’ “this football is our baby” analogy moved the confusion into second gear before the first points had been scored. Once “Al” caught the infamous “Hubble Deathrow” (“Haha! Woo! Zippy!!”), this confused couple’s fate was sealed. Love it.

https://www.gocomics.com/in-security/2018/07/23?ct=v&cti=1079775

Mah Ideel! (to quote Lil’Abner )

Hey, there’s a money making scheme for you Bea. Fan placement. For a few bucks the fan could have their name stealthily inserted into the strip.

“Paylode Manthing”. That’s classic!

After Joe Namath and his pantyhose ad, one learns to take anything from these guys.

P Manning is worth about $200M. I think if I was that rich, I wouldn’t be doing commercials. I go find something really worthwhile and fun to do. He is the 4th richest NFL player, his brother is the 10th at $100M. Of course my favorite, Roger Staubach is the richest at $600M. https://wealthygorilla.com/richest-nfl-players/

I wonder if Sal Monela is in that Hall of Shamelessness?