Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 13, 2019

among other things.

That doesn’t surprise me one bit. But I can’t stand coconut, so that’ll never happen to me.

Yum, coconut cream! OTOH, I can’t have it so that wouldn’t be me.

Creamed coconut seems like a waist

Retaining coconut cream pie, among other things.

I’d prefer lemon meringue pie, please.

He’s using his pie hole so it’s to be expected.

My favorite

But water is so blah.

The testing has misclassified the fats and should be recalibrated. It was chocolate peanut butter cream pies with whipped cream.

GAWD, that stuff is GOOD!

From the lips to the hips!

It keeps him in shape…Pear shape that is..

How about Key Lime Pie?

Pi are square:

https://midimagic.sgc-hosting.com/sqpie.htm

The lower lever arm on the balance beam scale needs to be a couple feet longer.

Huh… so, THAT’S what The Skipper’s issue was!