Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2019

Just watch out. He may be another Frito-bandito.

Let the chips fall where they may!

“Or you could just allow ‘medical’ stuff … but you’ll need to allow building a vast number of ‘clinics’, at least one clinic per each cancer patient in your kingdom.”

I read that due to so much legalization of Mary-J-Wanna, snack companies have had a sharp up-surge in revenues!!!

Most states see the benefits as additional tax revenue.

The entendre took a little turn there. Well played.

Shaggy and scooby would be proud

No need for weed in ID when you have the Wiz.

Look at the anti-smoking ads on TV. Now they’re discovering vaping is dangerous. So legalizing pot is a smart choice? It’s a money grab. In 15 years there will be all sorts of anti-pot ads on TV.

Do y’all know you can use Fritos as kindling? They have so much oil in them, they burn really well.

what jokes?

To pick a nit, Eminence is an ecclesiastical term usually used for bishops and/or cardinals. I have never seen it used in a political sense for royalty or nobility (if you could consider the Fink noble).

Lobbyists are no joke! They’re the bribe masters for swinging votes in their favor. BOO HISS Congress is very familiar….

Weed and the munchies go hand in hand.

OMG Yes Fritos are ADDICTING!

https://www.fritolay.com/

Pepsi company. Nice low beta, good dividend. PE reasonable.