Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 14, 2022
June 13, 2022
June 15, 2022
Transcript:
Judge: Okay, I think we're ready for closing arguments. Tyr: Judge! You forgot something! Judge: What's that, juror #7? Tyr: Why the blood trial of course!! How do we know if a man is innocent or guilty unless we've drained him of all his blood and searched it for evil spirits?? Judge: Please don't introduce the "evil spirits defense." Tyr: Well, we should at least check for pixies...
whahoppened almost 2 years ago
Tyr, you could set justice back a couple hundred years! We already have people doing that, thank you very much!
Dkram almost 2 years ago
Jason Bull would love this guy.
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willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Holmganga. Draw the circle now.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 2 years ago
About 2 hours ago Mudd said,
Free the ‘Pixles’. Modern day equivalent of slavery. They do the work that we can not handle. Shows up on Monitor. We turn ‘fossil fuel’ into electricity,which makes pixles on my monitor. If they do not do as we ask ,we ground them. (-).
knight1192a almost 2 years ago
Next he’ll want to sentence him to the blood eagle.
syzygy47 almost 2 years ago
Sounds like something the current SCOTUS would have right up their alley, something the founding fathers would have been thinking of.
rugeirn almost 2 years ago
Would what Tyr does here create a mistrial? I can see that the defense might enter a motion for it.