Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 14, 2022
Transcript:
Judge: Okay, I think we're ready for closing arguments. Tyr: Judge! You forgot something! Judge: What's that, juror #7? Tyr: Why the blood trial of course!! How do we know if a man is innocent or guilty unless we've drained him of all his blood and searched it for evil spirits?? Judge: Please don't introduce the "evil spirits defense." Tyr: Well, we should at least check for pixies...
Tyr, you could set justice back a couple hundred years! We already have people doing that, thank you very much!