Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 02, 2021
February 01, 2021
February 03, 2021
Transcript:
Man: I tell ya, some of the diseases we dwarves get from working in the cookie factory are awful. Hamhock: I'll bet. Man: Fudge poisoning, caramel madness, brown sugar fever... frosting kidneys, confectioner's lung... Hamhock: Terrible... Man: Piearrhea... Hamhock: Okay, okay, I get it!!
rimose over 3 years ago
When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Piearrhea, Piearrhea.
Prey over 3 years ago
But all that chocolate is the icing on the cake ….. oh, my bad!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a pie-ric victory…
Barnabus Blackoak over 3 years ago
what? no diabetes ?
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
Clearly the problem is that the dwarves are not washing that stuff down with enough ale!
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fudge ripples, the first sign of Fudge poisoning.
TheFiddleBackSpider over 3 years ago
TMI dude
Dragoncat over 3 years ago
And this is still the best job Hamhock has had to date.
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
Cocoa puffiness….. getting shelled by walnuts… pecan shell shrapnel injuries,,, interrogation fatigue caused by leavening agents…..
whahoppened over 3 years ago
I’ve sometimes wondered, how do you know if you’ve digested a pumpkin pie!
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 3 years ago
All these comments, and apparently no one realizes that pyorrhea is a real dental disease, and is actually entirely possible if one were to eat too many cookies, yet failed to take proper care of their teeth.