Close to Home by John McPherson for October 09, 2019

Including stealing all your info and sending it to the Chinese and other nefarious parties like Google and Facebook.

That very aptly explains it.

We can explain escrow to you.

Application? Thats what I do with my Preparation H cream! Apply liberally! Is there an app for that too?

Not all seniors are tech ignorant, I repair PC´s etc and I´m 68 but I get the joke.

HIP-APP is what you do with Aspercreme when your arthritis acts up.

Those old geezers are watching the homemade porn they did.

It is the way of the world that the people who pioneered something will find themselves left behind when the kids move it forward. Who knew that whole ‘Personnel Computer’ thing would take off.

how app-propriate.

Is that her father or her grandpa?

Pretty sure this qualifies as ageism.

When did “apps” replace “program”? And who the hell authorized that?