Is there a name for the time you waste wondering if it’s possible to Google some incredibly useless fact? Specifically, who invented and who first used giant scissors to cut a ribbon?
Oh, man, he’s playing those scissors like a guitar. Gonna cut some chords? Eric Clapton would be jealous. And, if I may say so, Pam looks Wonderful Tonight.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Little does Brewster know that the Ribbon people are the foresworn enemies of these aliens…
Differentname over 4 years ago
Is there a name for the time you waste wondering if it’s possible to Google some incredibly useless fact? Specifically, who invented and who first used giant scissors to cut a ribbon?
sundogusa over 4 years ago
I asked my financial advisor for any quick tips? He said, “Don’t run with scissors.” I missed the point. (pun intended)
Ray*C over 4 years ago
Oh, man, he’s playing those scissors like a guitar. Gonna cut some chords? Eric Clapton would be jealous. And, if I may say so, Pam looks Wonderful Tonight.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
No worries – obviously giant safety scissors!
Bill The Nuke over 4 years ago
At least they were smart enough to give Brewster rounded scissors.
Nick Danger over 4 years ago
They gave Brewster children’s scissors (note the rounded tips) – I guess his reputation preceded him.
jvn over 4 years ago
Brewster does, however, play well with others.
bakana over 4 years ago
But, “Runs With Scissors” is Brewster’s tribal name.