Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 22, 2019

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 4 years ago

    You never know what’s going to offend:

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    What you got underneath the brotherhood on that highway engine? Life?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Play by play and color commentary.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The Church of Holy Pinwheel?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Windmills Anonymous …..we make them, you spin them….anyway you want…..

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 4 years ago

    “Don’t gimme no lines and keep your hands to yourself.” – Georgia Satellites

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    Pinwheels: another answer to the query of Why is there air?

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    … he blue his tail…

    …anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me…

    … colour Tv killed the black and white star…

    … whirligigs to the left of me and pinwheels to the right…

    …stuck in the middle with you…

    …“and the Lord uses the good ones and the bad ones use the Lord”…

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Think how much money you could save on shoes if you had cloven hooves for feet.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    He drives out the devil to cure people of windmill cancer.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Gabba Gabba We accept you We accept you

    One of us, one of us

    I don’t want to be a pinhead no more

    I just met a nurse that I could go for

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me …

    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters …

    (juxtaposed Queen lyrics …)

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    You’re not racist, but you’re colorist. Some day that will be even worse.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    As time goes on I realize Just what you mean To me And now Now that you’re near

    Promise your love That I’ve waited to share And dreams Of our moments together

    Color my world with hope of loving you

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    I don’t need to sell my soul, He’s already in me, I want to be adored

    The Stone Roses – I Wanna Be Adored

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Begone! It’s easy with the magic pinwheel of light, only $39.99

    available at all good book stores.

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    Ray*C  over 4 years ago
    ……

    When I was young I used to waitOn the master and hand him his plate,And Pass the bottle when he got dry,And brush away the blue tail fly.

    Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care,Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care,Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care,My master’s gone away.

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    INGSOC   over 4 years ago

    The wind turbine asks: ‘Hey man, how’s your job going?’ A/C Unit: ‘ehh, It’s cool but I’m not a huge fan.’

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Whatcha gonna do, brother, when the pinwheel of colors casts its spell over you?

    Turn bluetail and run to hide?

    Like Ibis the Invincible in comic books of yore, our Priest of the Colorful Pinwheel fearlessly advances against the Fiendish Foe, who is surely vanquished!

    It’s like St. George and the Dragon, you know, but more colorful yet sedate.

    Everything goes better with Color!

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    painedsmile  over 4 years ago

    I thought the devil was color blind.

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