Bertrand Beeblebaum is a Menace and scourge on our neighborhood. He set old Mrs Veeblemeister’s closeline on fire because he took umbrage to her James Dean sheets. ( I couldn’t see the reason why you would want to sleep under a movie star on a Harley, but that’s just me)
oldpine52 11 months ago
Mr. Beeblebaum warned Garrett three times about mowing before 9:00am.
BigBoy 11 months ago
Garret wonders if this one is real or just another….
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 11 months ago
Bertrand Beeblebaum is a Menace and scourge on our neighborhood. He set old Mrs Veeblemeister’s closeline on fire because he took umbrage to her James Dean sheets. ( I couldn’t see the reason why you would want to sleep under a movie star on a Harley, but that’s just me)
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 11 months ago
Sorry that should be ‘clothesline,’ I’m still outraged.
Bilan 11 months ago
Even more surprising, it’s a fast-moving grass/lawnmower fire.
Doug K 11 months ago
It looks like it swerved to specifically hit the mower – a targeted attack?
P51Strega 11 months ago
“Huh, I guess the gas cap is important”.
A# 466 11 months ago
Torched a recalcitrant Lawn Boy years ago. Cast magnesium deck. Put on quite a show after it lit off; even though it was raining at the time.
-Saint- 11 months ago
Only Garrett would try to mow astro-turf…
morningglory73 Premium Member 11 months ago
Oh dear, Garrett’s aspidistras have gone to flame. I hope his arborvitae is safe.
ladykat 11 months ago
Quick, get the hose and chase it!
rhpii 11 months ago
Nothing is surprising when it comes to Garrett.
Gargoyle 11 months ago
Ever ignite Cottonwood fluff?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Garrett suddenly remembered his neighbors advice….”get your lawnmower serviced!”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
How in blazes did that start?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 11 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Boy, that is one vengeful gopher!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
Those are the worst kind, tricky buggers.. and this one appears to be aiming at Martha’s bloomers hanging on the wash line.
Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago
I hope his gas tank is empty.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
A fire is more likely to start from the mower.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m guessing by looking at his physique that yelling “Run” would be a waste of breath?
marilynnbyerly 11 months ago
My new lawn trimmer has a fire/spark repressor to prevent fires. Garrett’s mower must be much older.
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
Garrett is totally enflamed by his rotten luck!!!